Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Express Checkout: A Few Items

Welcome back... now pack up your things: With a renewal order for the third season of Ugly Betty coming down the wire and plans to film 4 to 6 new episodes for this year as well, another piece of news also trickled onto the set. It seems that executive producers Marco Pennette and James Hayman have been let go from the show, and to me, this is terrible news. You see, the two of them were responsible for some of the best episode of the series, including the finale of the first season and the first episode of this year, and I have a sinking feeling that the quality of the show is really going to decline now.

Hannah Montana, Unsafe Passenger?: I've never written about Miley Cyrus before, and I likely will never write about her again. However, I happened to read a story that sort of peeved me. You see, apparently she made a movie that was very popular with children and in this film, she wasn't wearing a seatbelt in a scene, and now Consumer Reports, which I had nothing but respect for in the past, has their panties in a twist because of that. My question to you all is how often do you notice characters not wearing seat belts in a movie when it isn't germane to the plot? I mean, part of me really wishes that CR was using the resources they are wasting on this to, I don't know, actually go after an unsafe product. But that's just me.

Goodbye Tech_Space, Hello Science Fair: I am pleased to announce that superblogger and friend of Culture Kills, Angela Gunn, has migrated from her old home at Tech_Space to a new collaborative hangout in the USA Today blogging village, Science Fair. She was one of the first people to embrace the Blogger Burnout Advisory System(Hell, she was reading this blog from back when this wasn't the Plaid menace it is now), mainly because she was getting crispy herself, and it pleases me greatly that she has had an opportunity to reinvent herself amongst some peers of a similar mindset. I wish her all the best in this new endeavor. To Reinvention! Huzzah!

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

I'm working on a few changes around here, which should slowly start emerging over the next couple of days.

For instance, as I approach 800 posts, I realize that there are some deficiencies in my blog's filing system, which will require some work to make it a little more manageable. And while I am doing that, I will also be collecting some of my favorite posts to make them even more accessible, as I don't expect people to dig through my entire archives to find those rare diamonds in the rough.

I'm even contemplating a redesign. *gasp* Has it really gotten to the point where I may no longer be the warm green tartan envoy of pop cultural criticism. Perhaps... but don't quote me on that.

There are a few other things I am seriously contemplating, like joining the Amazon Associate program (in a very discreet and I feel ethical way as a blogger, though there may be a noticeable effect for a relatively short time for those of you following this blog by feed).

Just giving you all a heads up before some of this work begins.

Oh, and just so people don't feel like I suckered them into this entry, here is David Bowie performing the title song.

Go Go Gadgets in Asia



It's cold and cloudy in Hong Kong and Taiwan this week, as our trusty weather gadgets indicate. At the Googleplex, where a quintessentially Californian winter is holding up, we had the distinct honor of hosting our Taiwan and Hong Kong gadget developer contest winners -- Hu Chih-Pao flew in from Taipei to tour our campus in December (see photos from his visit on his blog), while Alex Ng and Liu Chun-Yu visited us from Hong Kong two weeks ago.

Of the 190 submissions for the gadget contest in Taiwan, Chih-Pao produced a whopping 43 entries, including a real-time Taiwan Train Timetable gadget and a gadget for the Taiwanese traditional worship of the Buddha of Mercy:



Alex and Chun-Yu's innovative use of gadget technology caught our eye, with their real-time local Hong Kong TV program guide with keyword-activated YouTube views, as well as their Feng Shui gadget:



Japan's gadget awards last year also showcased great gadgets from a pool of 178 submissions, including:

The Earthquake information gadget:



The QR code generator gadget from our Grand Prix winner, kilo:




(QR codes are widely used in Japan to store and display information, particularly URLs, which can be scanned and launched from a browser-enabled camera phone equipped with QR reader software).

We hosted our illustrious Japanese gadget contest winners last year at our office in Tokyo -- check out our interviews with them here.

We're thrilled to experience the creative, inspired, and locally relevant ways that developers are using gadgets and Google APIs here in Asia. As a quick sampler, take a look at the submitted contest gadgets for Japan, Taiwan, and Hong Kong on iGoogle in Japan, Taiwan, and Hong Kong.

Monday, February 11, 2008

All I have to say about the Hottie and the Nottie

When I heard that Paris Hilton's movie, The Hottie and the Nottie, made less money this weekend then she spent during the same time period (in the neighborhood of $25 thousand), well, there is only one figure I thought was succinct enough to fully demonstrate my pleasure at hearing about Hilton falling flat on her face.



HA ha!

Man, I just love the review that Richard Roeper and A.O. Scott did of the movie, because it was the very definition of kicking someone while they were down. It was beautiful.

With the Strike over, a New Struggle for Writers Emerges

While news that the Writers' Strike may be nearing an end by Wednesday with the most pressing issue, royalties for digital distribution being there seems to be another fight brewing between another set of writers and a familiar litigant, one whose trail of destruction is legendary.

You see, the RIAA has been trying to get a reduction in royalty rates for songwriters on digital content for quite some time, and now, they have an unlikely ally: the digital distribution networks they once sought to destroy.

Yes, Napster and the RIAA are now fighting on the same side against those greedy, greedy artists who insist on having their fair cut on the action. I mean, where do these artists and publishers get off demanding around 9 cents a song, a figure which they split 50-50 between the two. So that end up being about 45 cents of royalties for an artist on a full album, give or take a dime.

Now you might say to yourself, that sounds like an OK amount given the number of downloads some of these artists get. But then, when you compare what an artist gets on a CD against what they are getting off these predatory download royalty schemes, it becomes obvious that they are getting the raw end of the deal.

You see, while the CD may be an outmoded distribution channel, for the same content for around the same price nets the artist that made it around 2 or 3 dollars, which is certainly a fairer rate than a downloaded album. And yet, both the RIAA and a large group of digital distribution companies have the audacity to claim that the 9 cents they are paying the publishers and artists together is making them fat while the record companies are dying, nut when you look at that breakdown of what a Weird Al album makes for all the parties involved, you see that the labels(who are really the entities that the RIAA is designed to protect) are making a mint from the enterprise. And yet they still want to say that in fact, 9 cents is too much to pay the people which make the product they are selling a reality.

To me, the whole argument is ludicrous just from the breakdown alone. And as more artists see how successful they can be distributing their own work, nickel and diming the talent is going to be a very dangerous thing to do. Because if you were an artist and you had a choice between getting 4 cents per track from the distribution channels a label has set up and 45 cents on something you've set up, even if you sold a few less units, which do you think will become the more attractive option for you?

Now, I don't have enough information about the scenario that digital streaming sites(which I assume include net radio organizations) count as performance and not sales, so I cannot really comment on their arguments in this case. Perhaps one of my readers can shed a little illumination on this particular subject.

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Sunday Night Video: Fonejacker- Doovde

Now I like a good phone prank as much as the next person, and I happened to stumble across a funny little bit from a man that calls himself fonejacker.



It was just a lot of silly, retail targeted fun and it didn't seem to cross a certain line of inappropriateness to me, because throughout the prank, nothing really inappropriate is said, and I really appreciate that.

Icing on the Cake: A Culture Kills Comic

My comic making mojo wasn't with me last night, so I started fresh today with a joke so old Rodney Dangerfield was telling it in utero.

Icing on the Cake



I'll be here all week. Try the veal.