Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Remembering Tampopo

The CBC used to show foreign films after midnight uncut on Friday nights, and as a curious 13 to 15 year old, the prospect of seeing the female form on film on broadcast television was just something I couldn't pass up. And because of that, I ended up seeing a lot of quality films during that period: My Life as a Dog, Manon des sources and The Umbrellas of Cherbourg.

But there has always been one movie that I keep coming back to after all this time, a little gem of a movie called Tampopo.

It was the late Juzo Itami's second movie, following his debut comedy Ososhiki (sometimes called The Funeral), and like many of the other movies throughout his career, Itami tackled an aspect of the peculiar social norms of Japan. In Tampopo's case, the broad subject matter was food. In the later years of his life, he would go on to raise the ire of the Yakuza with another one of his films in 1992 and he was rather unflinching when it came to rendering the obsessions, foibles and quirks of his native countrymen. And Tampopo is no different.

The main story concerns a small unsuccessful noodle restaurant run by the title character, a single mother with a preteen son, both of whom are suffering from some misfortune. A chance encounter with two truckers, who are like the heroes from a Western, changes that. They agree to help Tampopo turn her restaurant into a success by giving her lessons and enlisting the aid of people who are masters of the craft and through many humorous trials and tribulation, the story unfolds in the heartwarming ways you would expect. There are moments to cheer at, like when Tampopo's much bullied son finally turns the tables on those that victimized him and as a narrative, it has much to recommend it.

However, the real strength of the film rests in the vignettes that are interspersed throughout the movie, because while for the most part they don't connect to the main narrative (with one notable arc being an exception), they do reveal a wider panorama of the Japanese obsessions with food and manners. Some are surreal, some of sensual and some are just funny. To use an analogy, if the main story of Tampopo are the perfect noodles, then the other material is the best boiling hot broth and finest spices around, each of which complements the other exceedingly well. It is a movie you should check out if you have the opportunity.

Monday, December 3, 2007

Alternate Bond Themes: The Sublime, The Bizarre and the Say What?!?

Back when Casino Royale was released, I wrote a post where I went through all the James Bond theme songs and reviewed them. I hadn't thought about that post for quite a while, but I did get a little reminder when I was at Youtube a few days ago. You see, I ended up discovering a series of videos which feature the original opening footage from a bunch of those films, only they featured another artist who was also commissioned to write a theme song for that movie. Here are a few that really stuck out to me.


The Sublime: Blondie does For Your Eyes Only


My review of the Original: "The Bond movie this song accompanies was a more serious turn for the Moore films, and the track carries some of the same gravity, setting the proper mood for this much darker film. It is a good fit all in all but it does show its age, and again, it pales in comparison to the song it came after."
My response to the alternate opening: I think that this is much more in keeping with what a classic Bond theme should be. And I think this Blondie track aged far better than what Sheena Easton laid down.


The Bizarre: Alice Cooper's opening for The Man with the Golden Gun


My review of the original: "Responding to the rock gauntlet laid down by Wings(I never thought I would ever write a sentence like that), we were treated to this sinister sounding though kitschy rendition of a title track by Lulu. While the lyrics are a little wanting, I can't fault Lulu for that. While not a great Bond song, it is a decent intro song so you have a heads-up on the villain of this particular picture, though it is no Goldfinger."
My response to the alternate opening:: Um... I don't think Alice Cooper and James Bond should mix... so I disagree with many of the Youtube commenters on this video and I have to say that in the end, the producers went in the right direction in this case.


The Say What?!?: Thunderball by Johnny Cash


My Review of the Original: "The simplest way I can put this is it sounds like Tom Jones trying to match Shirley Bassey... and that is difficult to say the least. Not the best, not by a long shot, and it looks weak sandwiched between Goldfinger and You Only Live Twice"
My response to the alternate opening:: It was an interesting direction, I have to admit it, but somehow, it just doesn't work. I don't think twangy when I think of 007 for some reason.

I am also ready to take back my earlier comments that Saint Etienne should do a Bond Theme. I admit I may have been wrong.

To check out a few more of these alternate takes, along with some odd mashups, check out the LuiECuomo channel at Youtube.

Friday, November 30, 2007

Week 29: Pageant of the Transmundane

Hello from Bana City, Osea. *cough* It has been a long week here at Culture Kills, but as always, I am committed to

This week's winning entry comes from the blog Creative Juice.

Now, I have to say, there is quite a bit at this particular blog that could have won an award this week, from deep fried spiral cut potatoes, tea cup hedges and some strange photo sculpture, but I am a man of particular tastes and well, I couldn't resist awarding the prize to a video of a Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas mod with a very peculiar character set. And I have to say that the fools getting blasted in the video, well, they sort of have it coming as well.

And since this week's prize is Grand Theft Auto related, well, this created image from a YTMND user VomitingKermit seemed the most appropriate for the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award.



Congratulations to the unnamed proprietor of Creative Juice. Huzzah!



The rules of this little contest: Every week I will be selecting one blog post that I have seen from the vast reaches of the blogosphere to bestow with the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award for being one of the freakiest(in a funny way) things I've seen or read during a 7 day period. It doesn't necessarily have to have been written during the week, I just had to have encountered it. That means that if you find something interesting and repost it like a movie or whatever, if I saw it at your blog first, you get the prize. Of course, creating your own content is also a very good way to win.

Now, if you see a post that you think is worthy of this illustrious prize, just drop me a line at campybeaver@gmail.com and we'll see if we can't get your suggestion up and award-ready while giving you some credit and a link to your own blog.

Google Data Ideathon



The Google Data team is holding a local event for developers Thursday, December 13th, 5:00pm-10:30pm at the Googleplex (Mountain View, CA). It'll be part hackathon, part unconference, part user group, part food, and part fabulous prizes.

Besides a short kick-off session, everything else will be up to you. We'll provide the wi-fi, power and food, and you can utilize the time however you want -- whether it's to pick the brain of someone on the GData team, meet other local developers, hack away on your current project, sit in on impromptu sessions about things like GData + Gears and GME, or hold your own lightning talk about the project you're working on.

Head over to the GData blog for the full announcement and the event page to RSVP and for more info.

Hope to see you there!

Gamespot ED Fired Because of Bad Review?

A story is emerging that really angers me as someone who works peripherally in the reviewing business.

The editoral director of Gamespot, Jeff Gerstmann was fired, but the rumored reason is the part that gets my blood up. You see, as part of his job, he reviewed the game Kane and Lynch: Dead Men earlier this month and gave it low average scores. The company behind the game, Eidos Interactive had spent quite a bit of money promoting the game at Gamespot, and when the review wasn't positive, it is rumored that they applied considerable economic pressure to have Gerstmann ousted.

Now, I've spent a lot of time over at Gamespot, and this decision really rubs me the wrong way. If the decision was indeed made based on the demands of an advertiser, then all the reviews that follow are now suspect, because the rest of the staff is likely going to be looking over their shoulder every time they sit down to write down their opinion about a less than stellar game. And this apprehension will likely not just be confined to the Gamespot offices, because now that a company has successfully influenced a reviewing site to make a personnel decision based on a negative review, I am sure that when another high profile but substandard game is reviewed poorly, similar economic pressure may become the option of first choice by quite a few of the larger companies. I am sure that a company like Electronic Arts, Take Two or even Sony/Microsoft could indeed use their considerable financial resources to try to force the companies that review their games to alter their work or change personnel. Do I think they would do so? At this point, I can't be sure.

In any case, it is a troubling development for the integrity of video game reporting and reviewing in general, because movie studios and television networks also have some mighty deep pockets and advertising budgets that could be used to punish media outlets that write reviews they don't like, and they have used tactics like that in the past.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Google Gadgets going cross-platform



For about two years now, people have been writing gadgets for Google Desktop on
Windows and for iGoogle on the web. Today, with the announcement of Google
Gadgets for Mac OS X, Google Desktop users on the Mac can now run the same
Windows and web-based gadgets in Apple's Dashboard with zero (or very few)
changes. Check it out for yourself.

Google Gadgets for the Mac uses WebKit's JavaScript engine inside Dashboard, so
the majority of gadgets just work if they're written properly. The rest can be
fixed by following a few guidelines:
  • Use JavaScript, not JScript
    • WebKit is case-sensitive, JScript is not, which can lead to problems if you assume can you do things like interchange SetTimeOut() and setTimeout().
    • Avoid JScript-only features like collections and ActiveX.
    • Avoid IE-specific DOM extensions, just as if you were writing a multi-browser web application.
  • Avoid Windows-specific APIs
    • You shouldn't assume ActiveX or certain DLLs are available. Neither WebKit nor Mac OS X supports ActiveX, so these gadgets must be rewritten.
    • Avoid Windows-only APIs such as Google Talk. These APIs are not (yet) available on Mac OS X.
  • Understand how Dashboard is different
    • The Dashboard environment is very different from a web page or the Desktop sidebar on Windows in that it comes and goes as the user activates it. Don't rely on your gadget always being visible. Your gadget won't run or update when Dashboard isn't in the foreground.
    • Don't rely on access to the file system. The security model for Dashboard doesn't allow arbitrary file access to the hard disk, although your gadget does have access to files in its own archive. Things like file pickers won't work. Note that while restricted file system access is a departure from how gadgets work on Windows, it's consistent with Dashboard's security model and the behavior of other widgets developed for Mac OS X.

For more details, see Writing a Cross-Platform Gadget, part of the Desktop Gadget API documentation.

If you're interested in developing your own gadget, visit the Gadgets API homepage. If you're already a gadget developer, download the beta today to test your gadget and ensure that it works correctly.