President BETA

Is this really a surprise?

Barbara Walters, ABC News: "What is your biggest peeve of each other?"

President Obama: "I don't have one."

Walters: "Aww."

Michelle Obama: "My list is too long."

Now, I'm not saying that Barack Obama is delta or gamma, although I suspect the latter. It's entirely possible that he's actually lambda. Any time you see a man who has underkicked his coverage to the extent that Obama has with the woman once described as King Kong's baby sister, you're quite clearly not looking at an alpha, sigma, or even a beta.