Friday, August 16, 2013

Belle of the Ball and Koi Pond at Gen Con 2013



While I'm at home, my Twitter feed is presently 100% Gen Con all the time, but the best moments are when people say they're playing my games! This is the first year I've had a card game for sale and it's been quite lovely to see the response. Here are tweets from the first day of the con!










Rattlife Game



"This is my job right here.... Make sure the sun's up and the girls are out."

This isn't a man on strike, this is a man happily enjoying the bread, circuses, and whores of a rapidly declining civilization for as long as it lasts. And who can blame him? How could working hard and being responsible provide him what he wants any more effectively?  Does anyone truly believe he would be more attractive to women if he was working retail at an Apple store?

This is what a society following the Female Imperative looks like.  The women go to work in the fields and the men laze about drinking in the sun.

Super Sticky

I have heard a number of complaints the last two days about the unusually humid conditions that have settled in over the region, particularly west of the Cascade crest.  Folks around here are not used to sweating.

 A plot of dew points and winds at 9 PM Thursday tell the story.  Over the western interior and the western side of Cascades, many locations had dew points in the mid-60s.  This is quite high for our area, where dew points generally remain in the mid-40s to mid-50s.   Dew point, the temperature to which air must be cooled to become saturated (100% relative humidity) is a far better measure of moisture in the air than relative humidity, which also depends on temperature.


In fact, a plot of the dew points at Seattle Tacoma Airport reveals that the dew point Thursday night were the highest for the entire summer!  The air has a bit of that "East Coast" feel to it.
The discomfiture we are feeling now is enhanced by the unusually light winds of the past two days, generally less than than 5 miles per hour.  The reason for the light winds is that the East Pacific High, which helps produce refreshing northerly winds and onshore flow has been replaced by a weak low or trough (see graphic: a surface pressure chart for Thursday night).  The differences in pressure (see solid lines or isobars on the chart) are quite small...thus, weak winds.


Why high dew points and thus serious sweating?   You start with light rain, which evaporates into the relatively warm air...this pushes up the dew point.  The fact the surface is now relatively moist helps of course.  Onshore flow, strangely enough, is relatively dry (low dew point) because the Pacific Ocean is cold (around 50F) and cooler air can't hold as much water vapor as warm air.  So the weak onshore winds (produced by the absence of he Pacific High) allows the dew points to rise in the interior.

The moist, wet conditions we have experienced have produced a lot of low clouds, and the combination of the clouds and the high humidity does not allow the surface to cool effectively (water vapor and clouds absorb and reradiate back down the infrared radiation from the surface).   Thus, the minimum temperatures during the last few days have been high.  Check out a plot of the Sea Tac temps:
Wednesday the temperatures only dropped to about 65F!   A few locations had record high daily minima on Friday morning:

RECORD EVENT REPORT
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE PORTLAND OREGON
451 AM PDT FRI AUG 16 2013

...RECORD HIGHEST LOW TEMPERATURE SET AT VANCOUVER WA...

A RECORD HIGHEST LOW TEMPERATURE OF 67 DEGREES WAS SET AT VANCOUVER WA
YESTERDAY...AUGUST 15TH 2013. THIS BREAKS THE OLD RECORD OF 65 SET
IN 1950.

...RECORD HIGHEST LOW TEMPERATURE SET AT SALEM OR...

A RECORD HIGHEST LOW TEMPERATURE OF 65 DEGREES WAS SET AT SALEM OR
YESTERDAY...AUGUST 15TH 2013. THIS BREAKS THE OLD RECORD OF 64 SET
IN 2008.
Remember the stories about increasing summer heat waves that were in the press last month?   This is going to be another example--but I don't think anyone is going to the hospital from it. 

Anyway, our perfect weather will return this weekend, but today's humidity is a reminder of why we are lucky to be living here, rather the humid summer miasma of the eastern U.S.!

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Cute pictures

Sitcoms Online is giving every other oldies game show site a run for their money. A thread on the board wonders if game shows could ever make a comeback. Sorry to point out the obvious, but game shows have been cropping up all over TV lately. The comeback is in clear and present progress.

But the board just uses the topic for the web's 7,245,873rd older-is-better bash on everything that's happened in game shows recently. "Drew Carey is a doofus, Wayne Brady is obnoxious and annoying...SCREW STEVE HARVEY AND HIS RATINGS NOW AND FOREVER." How do you screw ratings forever, or at all? Anyway, you've seen this stuff many, many times before.

Still, the board makes an exception for Let's Make a Deal model Tiffany Coyne, who is "smoking hot." I certainly agree, as the picture above demonstrates. And she's not just a pretty face. She's a new mother, and her kid is frighteningly cute, as the picture to the left demonstrates. Congratulations to Ms. Coyne and her husband. As for the Sitcoms Online board, maybe they should try watching some of the new game shows with something of an open mind. They might actually enjoy The Chase, which is about as traditional as traditional game shows can get.

While the cats are away... [9 Lives]










While everyone is away at Gen Con, here's a little treat for those of you like me who are staying home to catch up on work. These are the card designs in-progress for 9 Lives.

You can see a few tweaks to the rules reflected in this design. Gone are the stars you're trying to earn, in their place are cat-scratches you're trying to evade.

I've also given each cat a proper suit, so you can distinguish them at a glance while fanning your cards. I took that a step further, making the suit a color-coded background pattern reminiscent of anime and manga. I thought Kristina Stipetic's art lent itself well to this cartoony style.

The limits of female solipsism

In case you were wondering where they happen to be, this statement by a woman who was not kidnapped and murdered as a little girl tends to indicate they may not actually exist:
The disappearance and death of her best friend never left Kathy. Nothing could fill the space where Maria once was – the games, the laughter, the shared secrets. She was left with survivor's guilt and the social stigma of being connected to a notorious crime.

"It robbed me of my childhood," she said recently. "I was labeled. I was the girl who was with Maria. A lot of parents wouldn't let their girls play with me. They were afraid he'd come back and take their child.

"I couldn't wait to get out of Sycamore. It bothered me my whole life why he took her and not me. For years I would ask myself, 'Was she prettier than I was?'"
Yes, that is clearly the important question, is it not? This spectacular example of unrestrained female solipsism should suffice to illustrate that negs and other forms of rejecting women are considerably more powerful than even the average Game-aware man is capable of grasping.

I am not saying that all women are this solipsistic. They are not. I am simply pointing out that the maximum range of a woman's potential for solipsistic insanity most likely exceeds your ability to imagine it.

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

So sayeth the survey

As a faux tweet noted, GSN will try a survey show called Mind of a Man.

It's based on a survey of 100 guys. Anybody who's glanced at GSN's ratings lately knows that a certain similar survey show is performing nicely for the network. So it's not amazing that they're attempting another let's-talk-to-the-people effort. The idea is that straight-up knowledge questions are hard, but figuring out what other people think is easy. Or at least easier.

The concept dates back to Match Game if not earlier. We surveyed a bunch of folks and we want you to match their answers. Street Smarts put the surveying on screen, with people who were sometimes (or pretty often) amusingly clueless. And Family Feud, of course, has endured for nearly four decades with surveys saying this and that.

The latest effort from GSN will put celebs into the format. They'll advise the civvie contestants on what the 100 guys are thinking. I don't know why celebs would match the answers any better, but I won't prejudge.