A Collision Course with Horror

I feel sort of like I am standing in the middle of a field, watching a derailing train slide across of the ground, while at the same time, realizing that a plane is about to crash down on the spot where I am standing.

Why?

Fran Drescher and Rosie O'Donnell want to do a sitcom together.

Shudder.

I am not prepared for that level of horror. If this goes through, I foresee a lot of hospital admissions for eye abrasions and ear damage as the entire viewing audience tries to scratch their own eyes out and rip their ears off.

The fact that conceivably a television executive could envision this and still give the series, tentatively titled The New Thirty, a green light chills me to the bone.

Personally, I would have called it When the Titanic met the Iceberg, because that at least gives you an idea of the pending disaster about to unfold.

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