Twilight Themed Heroin baggies...

I'm sorry, but if the selling point of heroin for you is buying it in a Twilight themed baggie... then you are indeed too stupid to live.

Then again, if you have a raging heroin addiction, I doubt you have the concentration or the monetary resources to get into the novels or the movies (though heroin would likely make both immeasurably better).

What, you thought I was going to let everyone else have all the fun taking jabs at Stephenie Meyer's literary creations? Especially Samuraifrog.

I mean, you know Meyer wouldn't approve of heroin on religious grounds.

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