Thursday, August 16, 2007

No, not Bruce Lee's legacy too!

What's the news: Warner Brothers wants to remake Enter the Dragon as Awaken the Dragon

Why are they doing this: They are morally and creatively bankrupt.

What does this feel like: It seems like they are squatting down and takin' a big ole dump on Bruce Lee's grave.

What I think should happen: All those involved should either be kicked hard in the groin or punched very hard in the head, and then when they are on the ground, they should be kicked mercilessly until they are both bleeding and unconscious.

What is really going to happen: I am going to whine some more about how Hollywood executives are wrecking our cultural heritage by destroying the work of earlier filmmakers by making their own substandard versions of the same stories, and then said films will make enough cash to justify revisiting more films and the cycle will continue until there are no original films being made.

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