There have been discussions about the whole Goonies gang getting back together to film a sequel to the iconic 1985 adventure movie for years, and speculation about the project has gotten some more fuel because Sean Astin has revealed that the sequel is an absolute certainty.Of course, I'll believe it when I see it. And I am so sure that the project isn't getting off the ground that I am making this pledge to you, my readers.
If this movie is made before 2010, I will be forced to write nice and/or flattering things about the following:
The Four Horsewomen of the Cultural Apocalypse (Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Nicole Ritchie and Paris Hilton)
Scientology
The FCC
Uwe Boll
Fox News
Bill O'Reilly
Ann Coulter
and 6-8 additional figures/organizations to be determined by you all.
I would consider that putting my money where my mouth is so to speak. (And I just may keep that whole Four Horsewomen concept for the future).
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