Burning Question: What Would you Do for a Million Hits?

It has been quite a while since we had a burning question here at Culture Kills, but last week, a discussion emerged at Layercake because of that 3-year old critic of Star Wars.

That clip had about 46 thousand hits when Heidi first posted it, and then a few hours later it had over 1.2 million. Then I quipped "I am thinking about what I would do to get that kind of traffic. It is pretty extreme." And the slogan and music from those old Klondike Bar commercials played through my head.

So the burning question is: What would you do for a million hit day(one which won't kill your site or cost you hosting fees)?

Would you do something really embarrassing? Something frightening? Something against your better nature?

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