Item! Have you ever noticed that you never see Miley Cyris and Hanna Montana in the same room at the same time? (She's kind of like Superman and Peter Parker in that way.) Well, that's because the hot Disney singer and the hot teen singer are one and the same person! I hope I haven't put her father, country superstar Billy Ray Cyris, in danger by revealing her secret identity, but it's news, and my job is to break big news.
Turns out that Miley is just wearing a wig and different clothes. Unbelievable. I'll have to keep this from the kids lest the magic be destroyed.
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