Where were you when you found out Drew Barrymore and Justin Long broke up? Trust me, it will be a story you will bore your kids with for decades.
Me, I was sitting behind a desk reading a biography on Walter Cronkite and after reading the news, I felt compelled to take my glasses off in a dramatic fashion as I contemplated the seriousness of this news. It had to be serious news... they announced it in the most heartbreaking way of all: through mutual press releases through their publicists.
I'm utterly devastated that they broke up. I mean, who would have ever predicted that a celebrity, especially Drew Barrymore, would ever break up with another celebrity... err, quasi-celebrity... no that's not right either. Um, person who is marginally more famous than I am. That's the ticket!
I mean, if those two couldn't make a go of it, than what hope is there for Paris Hilton and whoever she is sleeping with on tape this week? And how many eligible men are left in Hollywood for Drew to date since she has gone through so many already?
Oh, I see that the former has Justin Long and a Valtrex cocktail scheduled for next week.
I guess the last time we'll see the two of them together is in the prophetically titled film they fell in love on, He's Just Not That Into You. So sad, so sad.
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