OK, I admit it was funny reading about all the television-based parody porn that has been coming out the last few years. I mean, yes, porn parodies aren't a new thing, but there seemed to be a renaissance of them lately with what seem to be high production values. I even went on the record saying that I would have been interested in watching the 30 Rock one just for the jokes.
I learned about quite a few of them from Semaj's blog, as he had a tendency to subtly mock them, (which was awesome by the way), and most of them seemed to be harmless and in good humor.
But I've just read about an upcoming parody that is really crossing the rubicon into the world of ick.
You see, someone thought it would be a good idea to make a live action porn parody of The Simpsons... with yellow makeup. Full body yellow makeup.
I don't care if they cast the most desireable people on the planet to be in this thing, just the idea of sex acts occuring where something covered in makeup is entering an orifice, any orifice, is just sort of gross really.
I would have just loved to have been in the meeting when this idea came up and hearing the logistics of how they intended to do it, because I don't think most makeup is meant for oral consumption, and cleanup would have to have been a pain in the ass.
There is a SFW trailer for this movie. I am not going to post it because I think just the thought of green-yellow people having sex to simulate a cartoon should be enough to gross you out. I don't need to make you throw up. (I almost said ralph, but I didn't want to even be associated with an unintentional Simpsons pun like that).
For shame pornographers, for shame.
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