Ten things I learned about game shows from Internet boards and sites...(1) Richard Karn is evil inkarnate (sorry). He threatens us all with The Wrath of Karn (again, sorry). He's just karnfounded awful (stop me before I kill again).
(2) Four hundred billion TV viewers are longing for the 1976 season of Match Game.
(3) Improv-a-Ganza is a laugh riot even if it's not funny. (Okay, it's not a game show, either, yada yada.)
(4) Pyramid is always in development somewhere somehow.
(5) The Cube is so much better than Minute To Win It because it's so much better. And it's British.
(6) The British are so much better than us because they're so much better. Tell George Washington to fuggedaboutit.
(7) Steve Harvey is the greatest thing since bread. Not just sliced bread, all bread.
(8) Old game shows are either useless fossils or the greatest artworks of western civilization. No in-between.
(9) Bob Barker is either a game show hero or human excrement. And there really is no in-between. Not even a demilitarized zone.
(10) This blog came in last in the Reader's Choice Awards. Which proves I don't know the first thing about game shows, much less ten things.
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