Breaking my third resolution for Paris

Now, some of you may remember that I had a resolution stating that I wouldn't discuss certain celebrities for months at a time. And I've been pretty good about that.

However, I just have to say this or I will explode.

The prospects of Paris Hilton going to jail for 45 days appeals to me greatly. No, those aren't the right words for my emotional state.

Yes, I think I have them now.

Paris Hilton + 45 days of mandatory time in a Municipally-run Cockroach Hilton = That fuckin' rocks

That is how excited about the very idea of Paris Hilton being imprisoned; I actually used the word fuck on my blog. Never in my entire life have I wanted a celebrity to go to jail more. It is sad and pathetic, but it is the truth.

The hearing is today and I sincerely hope that this bubble doesn't burst.

Edit: She was late for her hearing and she is now incarcerated for the recommended 45 days. Ding Dong the Bitch is Pinched... which little Bitch? The Wicked Bitch.

Tags: paris hilton, jail, drunk driving, probation, hearing, alcohol, school, failure