Not in the dictionary

So the 9 year old was doing some homework assignment that involved looking up words in the dictionary. She was using a dictionary here at home. For some reason, the following conversation ensued.

9 year old: "let's see spank, sperm, here it is, sprawl."

7 year old: "Sperm is in that dictionary? It isn't in the dictionary at school."

Well, I am glad to see censorship is alive, well and completely ineffective.