Top 10 "Puck Daddy" Commenter Offerings on Matt Cooke

By Artistry

Some days we really have to scratch and claw to come up with material. This is not one of those days.  Something about Matt Cooke throwing an elbow gets folks riled.  Without further delay, here are today's Top 10 offerings on Matt Cooke from the sober and judicious individuals who comment over at Puck Daddy:

10.  "Anybody have a link to where I can find the Cooke hit? Didn't get to see it." - BradleyS, never heard of the Google.

9.  "Who's the goon now? Someone needs to put Cooke back in his cage. See what I did there? I used the same quote that the classless Pens annouce [sic] said about Gillies." - Rob, logician.

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8.  "Well Mario the whiner what are you gonna do????, Remember his whining when the Islanders and Pens fought brawls earlier this year and he called them goons and demanded suspensions. Look in the mirror Mario, you have the biggest cheap shot goon in the league. Fighting is one thing but intention to injure actions on unprotected players is another. Are ya gonna speak up Mario? Nah I didn't think so." - Joe Montana, thinks he is actually talking to Mario and that he is Joe Montana.

7.  "If you think that the NHL will suspend Matt Cooke for anything more than 4 games, you're crazy.  The NHL will never suspend a Penguin for any great length of time."  - Brodeurman89, playing XBox with his sister in-law during Eric Godard's entire 10 game suspension.

6.  "As long as Mario don't do a thing about this guy I can't have any respect on what he whines about." - Tony, who we have a great deal of respect on.

Can't get no respect on.

5. "What a gigantic piece of @#$%. This *&;#$&*; needs to go. He's a two-bit goon that is never going to learn and the league needs to realize that ***holes like Cooke don't deserve all these chances. If it were my decision, and unfortunately it is not, he would get the rest of the season, playoffs, cup if they make it (and I hope they DON'T) and monetary fine on top of it. One more...here's the f***ing door, have a nice life. It's criminal what this guy is doing on a nightly basis and they're only making it worse by keeping scum like that around. You want to eradicate the problem???? Get rid of the players who continue to pull this crap every time they step foot on the ice. I love that they have to hold these big important meetings to discuss the headshots and concussions every time this @#$% happens. WHY DISCUSS IT?!?!?!?! THREE STRIKES AND YOU...ARE...OUT!!!!!!!! HOW F***ING HARD IS THAT?!?!?!?!" - Tweekerdog, whose decision it unfortunately is not.

4.  "I agree with Tweekerdog." - CS, justifiably afraid of Tweekerdog.

3.  "Too bad he's not playing versus Detroit tomorrow or Bertuzzi would've had something to say to this rotten piece of @#$%." - Gustavo, clearly unfamiliar with Todd Bertuzzi's pre-Red Wings history.

Gustavo thinks he's crying because Cooke isn't playing tonight

2.  "Every team has a dirty player, like Washington has Ovechkin." - KevinH., winner of free GTOG t-shirt.

1.  "CMOM MARIO STEP UP SHOW US THAT YOURE NOT A HYPOCRITE SUSPEND COOKE FROM THE TEAM IMMEDIATLY YOU CAN DO IT YOU ARE THE DAMMED OWNER DONT WAIT FOR THE LEAGUE OFFICE TO DO IT BE A MAN" - Duncan Idaho, AKA Larry Brooks of the NY Post.  Sorry for outing you, Larry, but we'd know your syntax anywhere.