I read a story that a few people are upset that Superman renounced his American citizenship. It was about that time that I also realized the reason why Superman never ran for president: he cannot prove he is a natural born citizen of the United States. And yet Lex Luthor became president (I wonder if they asked for his birth certificate).
Anyway, this week's winning entry comes to us from Blame It On The Voices
In this case, it is a Rebecca Black Physics question.
And I thought since this is vaguely, vaguely about computers and physics, Homer looking up how to build a nuclear reactor.
Congrats. Here is your badge.
The rules of this little contest: Every week I will be selecting one blog post that I have seen from the vast reaches of the blogging village to bestow with the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award for being one of the freakiest(in a funny way) things I've seen or read during a 7 day period. It doesn't necessarily have to have been written during the week, I just had to have encountered it. That means that if you find something interesting and repost it like a movie or whatever, if I saw it at your blog first, you get the prize. Of course, creating your own content is also a very good way to win.
This is not a meme. This is an award that I give out, and thus, I am not "tagging" you.
Now, if you see a post that you think is worthy of this illustrious prize, just drop me a line at campybeaver@gmail.com and we'll see if we can't get your suggestion up and award-ready while giving you some credit and a link to your own blog.
Saturday, April 30, 2011
Week 3 [Do: Pilgrims of the Flying Temple]
This week's highlights include breaking 400% funding, completing the cover, completing edits to the text, the start of layout, and a reminder: If you want to submit a letter to the next Do supplement, send it to Fred (evilhat at gmail dot com). Midnight tonight is your deadline!
Ah, but the big news is three new prize bundles! First up: The Twin Dragons of the Cosmos: Two more bundles that include the custom dice bag, stones, and other goodies from the Turtle bundle that sold out in the first 24 hours.
Lastly, we added a super-exclusive $1000 bundle: The Reverent Keeper of the Exalted Tome: The big item in this bundle is a custom, hand-bound copy of the game crafted by book artist Dan Cetorelli. We're very lucky to get Dan's participation in this project. In addition to the super-fancy edition, you'll get the pouch, stones, an extra copy of the book (signed, numbered, doodled), a printed edition of Do: The Book of Letters, early download PDFs, and, of course, pledge before May 15th and we will describe you as your choice of citizen, creature or troublemaker in your donor credit.
These exciting items go to one very generous backer. Will it be you?
GTOG Pens Season Recap Part 1: The Defense Report Card
By Finesse
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At some points during this season it looked like the Pens had four #1 caliber defensemen and at least two incredibly promising rookies. At other points, it looked like Kris Letang was in meltdown mode, Paul Martin was in no-man's land, Brooks Orpik was homicidal, and Matty Ice hadn't yet made any friends in Pittsburgh (see: Five, Game). But despite some of the lower moments, any and all success that this Pens team had this season is due in large part to the defense, an incredibly solid mix of veterans in their primes, potential stars coming into their primes, and young guys who could ultimately make Ray Shero look like a genius. Oh, and the top 4 are signed through 2014.
Some numbers:
- Tied for 6th in goals against per game at 2.39
- Tied for 5th best shots against per game at 28.7
- First in penalty killing at 86.1% (conveniently, I will not discuss the playoffs)
- First in references to having a "Norris Trophy candidate" who ultimately had as much chance of winning it as we do of watching another second of Real Housewives of New York.
The Pens' defense had its rough moments, especially in the Tampa series, and especially when Martin St. Louis had the puck. But GTOG thinks that Ray Shero has built something that not a lot of other teams have: A Stanley Cup caliber defense.
Because people like lists of arbitrary rankings that they can scroll through, here is a report card on the Pens' D after the jump....
Brooks Orpik: "The Foundation"
We've never built anything in our lives, but I imagine that if you talked to someone who does that sort of thing, he or she would tell you that you need a solid foundation. You'd still have no idea how to build a foundation, but at least you know you'd need one. And that's what Brooks Orpik is for the Pens. He's the Foundation of the defense because he's always there, he's always solid, he doesn't make excuses, he scares women and children, and, don't discount the importance of this last factor -- he's been here since the beginning. As fun as it is to bring in big name free agents, it's even more fun to see your own guys grow from being accused of trying to be the "sofffesss" D in the league by their own coach to being the veteran rock on a Cup contending team.
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At some points during this season it looked like the Pens had four #1 caliber defensemen and at least two incredibly promising rookies. At other points, it looked like Kris Letang was in meltdown mode, Paul Martin was in no-man's land, Brooks Orpik was homicidal, and Matty Ice hadn't yet made any friends in Pittsburgh (see: Five, Game). But despite some of the lower moments, any and all success that this Pens team had this season is due in large part to the defense, an incredibly solid mix of veterans in their primes, potential stars coming into their primes, and young guys who could ultimately make Ray Shero look like a genius. Oh, and the top 4 are signed through 2014.
Some numbers:
- Tied for 6th in goals against per game at 2.39
- Tied for 5th best shots against per game at 28.7
- First in penalty killing at 86.1% (conveniently, I will not discuss the playoffs)
- First in references to having a "Norris Trophy candidate" who ultimately had as much chance of winning it as we do of watching another second of Real Housewives of New York.
The Pens' defense had its rough moments, especially in the Tampa series, and especially when Martin St. Louis had the puck. But GTOG thinks that Ray Shero has built something that not a lot of other teams have: A Stanley Cup caliber defense.
Because people like lists of arbitrary rankings that they can scroll through, here is a report card on the Pens' D after the jump....
Brooks Orpik: "The Foundation"
We've never built anything in our lives, but I imagine that if you talked to someone who does that sort of thing, he or she would tell you that you need a solid foundation. You'd still have no idea how to build a foundation, but at least you know you'd need one. And that's what Brooks Orpik is for the Pens. He's the Foundation of the defense because he's always there, he's always solid, he doesn't make excuses, he scares women and children, and, don't discount the importance of this last factor -- he's been here since the beginning. As fun as it is to bring in big name free agents, it's even more fun to see your own guys grow from being accused of trying to be the "sofffesss" D in the league by their own coach to being the veteran rock on a Cup contending team.
Dass not sofff |
His numbers? 1 goal, 12 assists, +12 in 63 games. But no one cares about that. Oprik seems to have worked on shoring up the weakest part of his game -- he now has the confidence in his ability to stand guys up at his own blueline rather than playing it safe and backing down. It's a welcome, and noticeable, improvement. The only issue with Orpik is "slotting" -- we're not sure whether he should be a team's best defenseman or it's fourth best, and we're not even sure where he ranks on the Pens. But he's one of our favorites. No one ever comes to your new house and exclaims, "Dude, that's a sick foundation." But they'd know if it wasn't there. Grade: B+
Kris Letang: "The Candidate"
If you think about Letang's game, the phrase "candidate" is the perfect way to describe it -- he's trying to be something and we all think he can be that something .... but he isn't that something and there is a chance he never will be. Shero locked Letang up last season at $3.5 million/year through 2014 and for the first 40 games of the year, it looked to be the biggest bargain in the league. The return on the Letang investment that we were getting at the beginning of the year is equivalent to what the ROI would have been on Mike Comrie if he had scored 50 goals instead of, ummm, one.
But something started happening over the second half of the season. Just as Letang was getting bathed in adulation, his teammates started dropping like flies. His mates on the power play? All hurt. His partner Orpik? Missed 19 games. The Pens' best penalty killer? Suspended for attempting to kill other human beings instead. But rather than simplify his game in an attempt to calm the team throughout the turmoil, Letang appeared to take the burden of doing everything on the ice upon himself. And, not surprisingly, he couldn't. Because no one can.
He started playing 28 minutes a night. When the Pens couldn't generate offense, which was very often, he started pinching. He let lesser players on other teams get under his skin. P.K. Subban has a condo in Letang's cerebellum. Sometimes he showed off like a kid at tryouts for a team coached by his dad. We admire him for caring and for trying harder than anyone else to save the season. But to get the most out of your abilities, sometimes you have to do less.
Taking on the world |
Letang is 24 years old with a cap-friendly contract. There may be only one or two defensemen in the league who you would trade Letang for straight up. And I can't even think of them off the top of my head. But...is he, gulp, overrated?
He is touted as an incredible offensive talent and at times he skates so beautifully that he looks like the instructor at a hockey camp. But lets do some math: His shooting percentage last year was 1.7%. This year it was 3.4%. And if only about 10% of his shots actually hit the net, that means he scored on roughly 0.5% of his attempted shots. Of course I didn't use a calculator, but the point is the same and it's not about the percentage -- it's that he doesn't actually score goals. It's unfair to hold defensemen to the same offensive standards as forwards -- their percentage is obviously going to be lower because they are shooting from farther away, but come on. Also, he's been the one constant on a power play that was bad with Sid and Geno and historically dreadful without them.
To stop the rambling and get to the bottom line: Letang may have taken 10 steps forward at the beginning of the year, but he took 5 steps back at the end. Result: a net gain. We are lucky that Letang is a Penguin. So Kris, settle down, let your teammates share the burden, and we guarantee that next year, you won't always be mentioned with the qualifier, "a Norris Trophy candidate at the beginning of the season." Grade: B
Paul Martin: "The Prime Minister"
Like a real Prime Minister, Martin is cerebral and savvy, but we're really not sure how much power he actually has. Seriously, does anyone know how Canada's or Britain's government works? In England, for example, a long-in-the-tooth 28 year old bald guy just got married to a hot brunette at noon on a workday in front of one million people while dressed like a Canadian mounty. How are we supposed to make sense of that?
Just recently, a similar sense of confusion settled in about Paul Martin's season. For the first 82 games, he was my favorite player, no matter how much Artistry's friends tried to denigrate him. He moves the puck, he plays smart, and he kills penalties. And, memo to the rest of the Penguins, he doesn't take penalties. He had 16 total penalty minutes this season in 77 games. As far as I'm concerned, on a team that took unlimited ridiculous penalties this season, that makes him our best penalty killer, if not our best player outright.
Some, if not many, will complain about his contract -- five years, $25 million. But as Artistry explained so brilliantly just last week, it's completely worth it. Do yourself a favor and read that, but to summarize: If the Wings, Pens, and Hawks have taught us anything over the past three years, it's that you need mobile and versatile defensemen. It's a fact. And it's also a fact that they don't come cheaply. If you want defense on the cheap, you end up with Niskanen/Lovejoy/Engelland and you end up with Dominic Moore and Sean Bergenheim running the Princeton offense behind your net.
But an honest assessment requires us to also acknowledge that Martin's level of play slipped, especially in the last three games of the Tampa series (didn't everyone's?). He ended up being a +1 in the series, but was noticeable for the wrong reasons several times. No one is perfect, and a couple bad moments at a time when everyone on the team was having bad moments doesn't erase what in many ways was an outstanding first season. Grade: A-
[Sorry, Artistry. You can have your friends email me to complain].
Zbynek Michalek: "The Second Piece"
You need guys like Zbynek Michalek to win Stanley Cups. If you doubt that, just watch the 2009 Cup highlight video and pay attention to Rob Scuderi. Even if you don't doubt it, go watch Rob Scuderi for fun. Michalek blocks shots, kills penalties, gets the puck out of the zone (at least until the fifth game of the playoffs), buries a slap shot here and there, and does the thing you want most out of your defensemen: stay under the radar (Kris, are you paying attention?).
Shero opened the checkbook for Michalek in the offseason, to the tune of five years, $20 million. That's more than Orpik and Letang. But in the eyes of GTOG -- completely worth it. See description for Martin, above.
Michalek was not perfect this season. After he pumped in 5 goals in something like 15 games, Bylsma was convinced that he was the new Paul Coffey and gave him unlimited time on a power play that clicked at about 2.5% ever since. That's not Michalek's fault though -- what's he supposed to do...say, "no thanks, coach. I'll sit this PP out"? He also ended up with an even plus/minus, not good enough on a team that was second in the NHL in wins.
We are perfectly content with Michalek's role, his salary, and his level of play. We look forward to the next four years of sitting on our comfortable couches tweeting while he is laying his life on the line in front of a slapshot in the 10th game of the season in Miami. Grade: B
Ben Lovejoy: "Babyface"
For Lovejoy, this season will be remembered for one thing, and one thing only. His goal, and then his face, on HBO's 24/7.
When Orpik broke his hand, Lovejoy came into the lineup and was absolutely sensational. He quickly surpassed Engelland on the depth chart, despite Engelland having a 50-game head start. He is strong in his own zone and has a quiet but surprising amount of offensive ability, to the tune of 17 points in 47 games, most of which were played without Sid and Geno.
If there is one thing he lacks, it's a mean streak. In fact, he may even apologize to opposing players when he bumps into them. Along with Niskanen, he was noticeably the Pens' weak link in the playoffs -- it seemed like he was on the ice for every Tampa goal. (But remarkably, and I'm still trying to understand how this is possible, he only ended up as a minus in ONE of the seven games, and that was Game 4, which the Pens won). Rarely do young defensemen perform at their peak powers in their first exposure to the playoffs, so we won't grade him too harshly.
Lovejoy is making $525,000 per year over the next two years. For a solid third-pairing defenseman who is only going to get better, that's quite a bargain. But next year, Ben, just be a little angrier. Grade: B
Deryk Engelland: "The Destroyer"
Let's be blunt. Deryk Engelland was ruining people's families during the first half of the season, before the rest of the league realized that they don't want to fight him. Colton Orr's wife probably took the kids and was completely moved out by the time Orr even got home from the game in which Engelland knocked him out.
Lost the custody battle, too. |
After the flashy start, filled with fights, one-punch knockouts, and admiring tweets from Biz Nasty, Engelland trailed off, like many rookies do. He was never bad, but he was never great. He left the door open just enough to be surpassed by Lovejoy, and apparently Matt Niskanen as well, although we're not exactly sure what Niskanen did to deserve that (we'll get to that later).
To drop a cliche bomb on you, Engelland is what he is -- a 29-year old journeyman defenseman who plays his ass off, is likable, and performs admirably when called upon. You can never have too many of those guys in your organization, but you can have too many of them on your major league roster at the same time. That's why in a perfect world, Engelland should be rotating in and out of the lineup as the Pens' 6th best defenseman, bringing a physical presence to the lineup at an affordable price, and thankfully enabling the coaching staff to not have to dress guys like Eric Godard to do the fighting. That should be the case next season.
Engelland is not the future of the Pens' defense, even though he is signed through 2014. That's Letang, Lovejoy, Despres, Ulf Samuelsson's kid, and some other people. But he is a big part of the present, and that's a good thing. Grade: B
Matt Niskanen: "Yeah, he's OK"
No way to sugar coat this one: Niskanen was BAD in the playoffs. The worst guy the Pens had on the ice, except for every time Kovalev stayed on the ice for longer than 10 seconds. He doesn't seem to have any discernable skill that is better than the rest. He's just ok. Although he did make a nice pass on the Staal goal in game 6.
To anyone slamming Niskanen or Ray Shero for bringing him in, you have to remember: he isn't here to be Alex Goligoski. He's just here to be a serviceable 3rd pairing defenseman. Goligoski was a luxury -- an underpaid 5th defenseman who had the talent to quarterback a power play but who very shortly would be commanding a salary way higher than what you can afford to pay your fifth best defenseman. Niskanen, on the other hand, is just a body -- an affordable third-pairing guy with enough pedigree (a first-round pick in 2005) to deserve a little more leeway than some other third-pairing guys. He can, and very well might, get a lot better for the Pens. It isn't easy coming to a new team and fitting in right away. Remember Sergei Gonchar? It can take time.
The highlight of Niskanen's season was in a 3-2 loss to Toronto when Pierre McGuire, borderline masturbatorily, called him "Matty" no less than 14 times and reminded us that he was from Minnesota like a politician reminding us that his daddy worked in a "mill" of some sort.
There is still some slack on Niskanen's leash. Give it some time. Grade: C
Alex Goligoski: "Someone else's conundrum now"
Early in the season, we thought Goligoski might need to be sent to the minors. Later, we called him Bobby Orr on steroids. Then, we had absolutely no regrets about trading him. Then, we started tweeting about how we really missed him in the playoffs. It's been a roller-coaster with GoGo.
We miss you. But no regrets. We think. |
All throughout, we never said Goligoski wasn't a good player or couldn't become a great player. In fact, that's what was so frustrating about him -- from an offensive standpoint, he could be as talented as any defenseman in the league, and it says here at GTOG that he is better offensively than Letang. But he still left something to be desired.
We don't regret trading him, but it just isn't as lopsided of a deal as we first thought. Goligoski immediately became Dallas's best defenseman, or close to it (not looking it up). But let's be real -- that wasn't going to happen here. He isn't better than any of our top 4 guys, and we could not have afforded him past next season. Would you have been happy seeing him walk for nothing after next year? Doubt it. Ray Shero is paid to make hard decisions. He made a hard decision. Will it work out? Time will tell, but we'd still take that chance, even if we really really really could have used him on the PP in the playoffs. Grade: B
Andrew Hutchinson: "Some guy"
Andrew Hutchinson played 5 games this year and was a -3. He had one assist. He's 31 years old. The Pens went 4-1 in the games he played. If you think I'm writing any more about him, then you don't have any idea what this site is all about. Grade: Seriously?
Corey Potter: "That other guy"
Corey Potter played in one game. The Pens beat Ottawa 5-1. As far as I'm concerned, he had the most successful season of any Penguin. Grade: A+
Huge Game. |
Brian Strait: "He's supposed to be good, right?"
Strait played in 3 games. The Pens went 1-2. He played close to 40 minutes this year and had 2 total hits and 2 total blocked shots. Ok. Grade: Whatevs.
If you've come this far, then you're willing to go a little further. First, check out our season recap podcast. Then, in similarly epic fashion, we'll be recapping the Pens' forwards later this weekend. Stay tuned. GTOG.
Warm Tomorrow
Today will be a transitional day with low clouds slowly burning off and few residual showers (see satellite pic at 10:15 AM). Want sunny skies for sure? Head just east of the Cascade crest and down into eastern Washington. The air is still cold aloft so we could get some instability and cumulus development, but that will be increasingly suppressed by high pressure building aloft.
Here is the 2 PM Satellite picture.... you see the mottled effect over land...but not clouds over water? A beautiful exam of surface heating causing lots of cumulus!
Here is the upper level (500 mb for tomorrow)--strong ridging over us and ridges are associated with sinking motion, which works against cloud formation.
With strong sun (the intensity today is like mid-August!) and warming temperatures aloft as the winds in the lower atmosphere turn southerly, temperatures will jump on Sunday into the 60s and even some lower 70s west of the Washington and Oregon Cascades. (see forecast for tomorrow afternoon from probcast). Summer will hit the Willamette Valley!
But another trough and an accompanying Pacific front will arrive on Monday...so this warmth won't last.
It is now certain that we will have the coldest April (maximum temperature) on record for Sea Tac (since 1948). And their are a whole collection of other regional cold records that will be broken as well. This month will be Portland's coldest April in 36 years as well as third wettest in history (1940-2011) at the Portland Airport. Astoria, Oregon has still not reached 60 degrees this calendar year, smashing the old record of April 19th 1945. I could go on and on, but I suspect you don't need much convincing.
Many of you have asked what this all portends for this summer's weather. To be honest, I can't tell you--there is simply no relationship that I know of that can provide a useful answer. One thing for sure...there will be plenty of water supply this summer for irrigation and power generation. And this says NOTHING about global warming.
Here is the 2 PM Satellite picture.... you see the mottled effect over land...but not clouds over water? A beautiful exam of surface heating causing lots of cumulus!
Here is the upper level (500 mb for tomorrow)--strong ridging over us and ridges are associated with sinking motion, which works against cloud formation.
With strong sun (the intensity today is like mid-August!) and warming temperatures aloft as the winds in the lower atmosphere turn southerly, temperatures will jump on Sunday into the 60s and even some lower 70s west of the Washington and Oregon Cascades. (see forecast for tomorrow afternoon from probcast). Summer will hit the Willamette Valley!
But another trough and an accompanying Pacific front will arrive on Monday...so this warmth won't last.
It is now certain that we will have the coldest April (maximum temperature) on record for Sea Tac (since 1948). And their are a whole collection of other regional cold records that will be broken as well. This month will be Portland's coldest April in 36 years as well as third wettest in history (1940-2011) at the Portland Airport. Astoria, Oregon has still not reached 60 degrees this calendar year, smashing the old record of April 19th 1945. I could go on and on, but I suspect you don't need much convincing.
Many of you have asked what this all portends for this summer's weather. To be honest, I can't tell you--there is simply no relationship that I know of that can provide a useful answer. One thing for sure...there will be plenty of water supply this summer for irrigation and power generation. And this says NOTHING about global warming.
Early War Polish - Cavalry Platoon
After some delay I finished this platoon this afternoon. No doubt it will become one of my favorite units. They were somewhat more fun to paint than the infantry but I don’t know if I would have liked to paint a full company. I might buy one more platoon in the future but for now they will have to do. They will be needed to act as a fast response unit and to flank enemy artillery with their “Bypassed” rule.
I have 2 infantry platoons and a full scout platoon left to paint.
I have actually painted Polish cavalry before but in 28mm as I have a small unit from Warlord Games as well. Them I use for my Polish platoon in Secrets of the Third Reich.
I have 2 infantry platoons and a full scout platoon left to paint.
I have actually painted Polish cavalry before but in 28mm as I have a small unit from Warlord Games as well. Them I use for my Polish platoon in Secrets of the Third Reich.
Friday, April 29, 2011
GSN number-palooza barf
Douglas has posted GSN viewer numbers for April 23-26 (see the sidebar for links). Let's just say the network has enjoyed better days. I slapped some gloom-and-doom on the GSN Schedule board...
The prime time/total day averages:
April 23 182K/178K
April 24 128K/137K
April 25 228K/237K
April 26 284K/235K
These are some of the worst GSN ratings I've seen in years, since the network broke the 70-million household barrier. The Sunday numbers look like misprints (yes, I know it's Easter). And the total day numbers don't even include some of the low-rated hours at 8:00 AM and 3:00 AM.
If these numbers continue for much longer at all, I look for a major shakeup. At least the endless repeats of Improv-a-Ganza and Love Triangle should get cut back. Remember, GSN averaged 362K viewers in prime time for all of the first quarter.
I'm not heartbroken that GSN's experiments with a talk show and a comedy show have been less than a runaway success. Maybe GSN might get back to being a game show network.
In a perfect world where the network didn't have so much money sunk into Carey's comedy calamity, I would just restore the March schedule before Power of 10 showed up. That schedule was producing very acceptable prime time and total day averages...368K/282K for all of February, for instance. But GSN has to grind through the first-runs for Drew and Wendy.
Other poster: By the way, what do you think of Match Game's ratings it got on weekends at 9am (131k, and 122k, for Saturday and Sunday).
Okay, I guess, but I was more impressed with Whammy getting 204K on Saturday. Considering the godawful weekend averages, that's a real good number at 9:30AM. In fact, it was better than the prime time average for Saturday.
And the highest-rated hour on the lost weekend was, you guessed it, the Karn/O'Hurley duo at 3:00PM Saturday.
UPDATE: Alex Davis tweeted that he got the GSN schedule pdfs for May: "GSN released schedules through may. No changes will be made. Have to give stuff time to grow. Hopefully Improv does."
Alex is the die-hardiest fan of Improv-a-Ganza on the planet. So what if it averaged 139K viewers for three runs on Saturday, 132K for four runs on Sunday, 164K at 11:00PM on Monday and Tuesday, and 118K at 2:00AM on Monday and Tuesday? We love it! But then he tweeted: "Catch 21 and 1 VS 100 return to GSN on May 2nd, a week earlier than planned."
Does this mean Power of 10 is gone from weekdays, with Alfonso and Carrie Ann taking the 5:00PM slot? Well, we all know about not trusting the pdfs. Alex hasn't yet posted any of the schedules beyond May 1. And if these barf-worthy numbers for Drew and Wendy repeats continue, the pdfs beyond May 1 may not be worth much, anyway.
The prime time/total day averages:
April 23 182K/178K
April 24 128K/137K
April 25 228K/237K
April 26 284K/235K
These are some of the worst GSN ratings I've seen in years, since the network broke the 70-million household barrier. The Sunday numbers look like misprints (yes, I know it's Easter). And the total day numbers don't even include some of the low-rated hours at 8:00 AM and 3:00 AM.
If these numbers continue for much longer at all, I look for a major shakeup. At least the endless repeats of Improv-a-Ganza and Love Triangle should get cut back. Remember, GSN averaged 362K viewers in prime time for all of the first quarter.
I'm not heartbroken that GSN's experiments with a talk show and a comedy show have been less than a runaway success. Maybe GSN might get back to being a game show network.
In a perfect world where the network didn't have so much money sunk into Carey's comedy calamity, I would just restore the March schedule before Power of 10 showed up. That schedule was producing very acceptable prime time and total day averages...368K/282K for all of February, for instance. But GSN has to grind through the first-runs for Drew and Wendy.
Other poster: By the way, what do you think of Match Game's ratings it got on weekends at 9am (131k, and 122k, for Saturday and Sunday).
Okay, I guess, but I was more impressed with Whammy getting 204K on Saturday. Considering the godawful weekend averages, that's a real good number at 9:30AM. In fact, it was better than the prime time average for Saturday.
And the highest-rated hour on the lost weekend was, you guessed it, the Karn/O'Hurley duo at 3:00PM Saturday.
UPDATE: Alex Davis tweeted that he got the GSN schedule pdfs for May: "GSN released schedules through may. No changes will be made. Have to give stuff time to grow. Hopefully Improv does."
Alex is the die-hardiest fan of Improv-a-Ganza on the planet. So what if it averaged 139K viewers for three runs on Saturday, 132K for four runs on Sunday, 164K at 11:00PM on Monday and Tuesday, and 118K at 2:00AM on Monday and Tuesday? We love it! But then he tweeted: "Catch 21 and 1 VS 100 return to GSN on May 2nd, a week earlier than planned."
Does this mean Power of 10 is gone from weekdays, with Alfonso and Carrie Ann taking the 5:00PM slot? Well, we all know about not trusting the pdfs. Alex hasn't yet posted any of the schedules beyond May 1. And if these barf-worthy numbers for Drew and Wendy repeats continue, the pdfs beyond May 1 may not be worth much, anyway.
Updates, we get updates
Let's bring a couple of old blog entries up to date...
It's official or real close: Meredith Vieira will leave Today in June to attend to family matters. She'll remain on syndie Millionaire, though, which apparently demands less time.
This will set off a couple promotions on Today. Ann Curry takes over Meredith's job, and Natalie Morales takes over Ann's old gig as newsreader. Gee, I could read the news for that kind of money. Announcements on all the moves should come next week, according to the Hollywood Reporter story.
Another old blog entry of mine dumped on Queen for a Day, the queasy rags-to-riches gamer from the fifties. Proving that old cheese never dies, at least on TV, the format recently enjoyed a successful run in Puerto Rico.
Now the producers want a chance at the mainland U.S. market. But can they ever find a host so creepily perfect for the show as Jack Bailey?
It's official or real close: Meredith Vieira will leave Today in June to attend to family matters. She'll remain on syndie Millionaire, though, which apparently demands less time.
This will set off a couple promotions on Today. Ann Curry takes over Meredith's job, and Natalie Morales takes over Ann's old gig as newsreader. Gee, I could read the news for that kind of money. Announcements on all the moves should come next week, according to the Hollywood Reporter story.
Another old blog entry of mine dumped on Queen for a Day, the queasy rags-to-riches gamer from the fifties. Proving that old cheese never dies, at least on TV, the format recently enjoyed a successful run in Puerto Rico.
Now the producers want a chance at the mainland U.S. market. But can they ever find a host so creepily perfect for the show as Jack Bailey?
Fridaygram
By Scott Knaster, Google Code Blog Editor
The final launch of Space Shuttle Endeavour is now scheduled for early next week. This will be the next-to-last mission planned for the US Space Shuttle program. As a young nerd, I loved to watch the progress of the space program. Almost as amazing as the missions themselves was the fact that I could see it all live on television, even from hundreds of thousands of miles away.
Endeavour is going to do much better than that. You can go to www.youtube.com/pbsnewshour and submit video questions for the crew of Endeavour. The crew will select some of the questions and answer them live on YouTube. For more details, see the Official Google Blog.
Much closer to home, and completely unrelated, Google Chrome got a pretty slick new feature in the stable release this week. You can now use voice input with Google Translate in Chrome. In many languages, you can even click Listen to hear the translation. This feature uses the HTML speech input API. Now I can practice those languages I never quite mastered on my last vacation.
For more on what you can develop with HTML5 and other open web technologies, see the Chrome Experiments site.
Finally, if you want to know why this Space Shuttle mission includes squids, read this page.
Chime in on #io2011 and check out After Hours
Merci |
Monica |
A few weeks ago, we announced I/O Live and invited you to display our HTML5 badge on your blog or website. Starting today, your I/O Live badge links to our new Google Earth mashup that lets you see what developers from all over the world are saying on the #io2011 hashtag.
In other news, the theme for this year’s Google I/O After Hours party is “Infinite Playground.” Starting at 6:30 P.M. on May 10, join us for a celebration of technical and artistic innovation with futuristic robots, transforming vehicles, and games from the visionaries at Gadgetoff, Maker Faire, MIT, Georgia Tech Center, iRobot, Madagascar Institute and others.
What's a party without killer tunes? This year, we are pleased to present a live performance from Jane’s Addiction. The legendary band, including Perry Farrell, Stephen Perkins, and Dave Navarro, will be headlining the party with a 45-minute set of their classics and a sneak peek at their upcoming album, The Great Escape Artist, which will be released in August. The line-up will be completed with San Francisco’s very own DJs Mark Farina and Miguel Migs with music visuals brought to you by Sexyvisuals.
In yesterday's post we revealed I/O schedule details that include which sessions will be livestreamed along with the keynotes. We will also be livestreaming the concert on I/O Live from 7:30 - 9:30 P.M. PDT on May 10. Bookmark www.google.com/io -- and check back on May 10. You won’t want to miss the finale to our countdown.
Merci Niebres is a Marketing Events Manager in Google's San Francisco office, focusing on developer outreach programs and consumer product launches. In her spare time, she obsesses over her collection of cameras and forces her friends and dog to model for her.
In the past four years, Monica Tran has been around the world, working as a Product Marketing Manager in Mountain View, London, and Tokyo. Monica is entirely too busy working on Google I/O to spend time writing her bio right now.
Full Cover for Do: Pilgrims of the Flying Temple
Click to embiggen!
Here's pretty much the final cover. The spine probably won't be this wide and the EHP logo will be updated when Fred gets back, but this is pretty much it! I'll post this as an update on the Kickstarter tomorrow, too. :D
For my thoughts on cover design, especially for RPGs, check out my conversation with Ryan Macklin in the links below. Since that conversation, I've taken a lot of lessons from board game boxes, too. I'll talk more about that in coming weeks.
» A Cover is a Promise (Part 1, 1A, 2)
NFL Draft: Steelers Take Cameron Heyward; And We Shall Call Him "Iron Sack"
By Artistry
The good people of Pittsburgh are about to defy the conventional wisdom that nobody cares about this year's NFL draft. As soon as the phone lines are open today, local radio shows will be flooded with calls, because every Steeler fan is going to have an opinion, and it'll probably be one of these:
1) We should have drafted a cornerback or offensive lineman. How did we not draft either a cornerback or offensive lineman?
2) We drafted Ironhead Heyward's son. This is, by definition, awesome.
3) We should have traded like 7 of our picks in order to move up and take Mike Pouncey.
Let's take these one at a time.
First, you don't draft for need in the first round. It's always a bad idea. Bob Smizik thinks otherwise. It's possible Bob doesn't remember Troy Edwards. Don't get me wrong, if Prince Amukamara was sitting there at No. 31, the Steelers should have and would have taken the cornerback. But the best guys left on the board were Aaron Williams and Brandon Harris, and not only were those two generally not considered to be in the same tier of talent as Heyward, but most scouts think Williams will need to be moved to safety. The Steelers are trying to get to the Super Bowl right now - or as soon as they can get on the field - and if Williams and Harris aren't starting caliber right now, what good is that? You might as well look for CBs who are value picks in the second or third round - guys who can start down the line. Reaching for an offensive lineman would have made even less sense. The Steelers played in the Super Bowl in February with three starters - Willie Colon, Max Starks, and Maurkice Pouncey - on the sideline. And the offensive line played fine. All of a sudden you're telling me we just have to draft Derek Sherrod? Please. You never even heard of that guy before last night. Take a tackle or two in the later rounds. Besides, outside of cornerback, I would argue that the defensive line is the Steelers' biggest problem area. I don't have a calculator, but I think the combined age of the three starters is 142.
Second, it is sort of awesome that Cameron is Craig's son. Ron Cook is thinking the Steelers like the big fella. Bloodlines aren't everything - and Ironhead wasn't such a great pro as best I can recall - but Kevin Colbert generally knows what he's doing. Look at his track record.
Third, that's insane. You maybe - MAYBE - trade away multiple picks if you can move up and take a can't-miss franchise guy like Andrew Luck or Ndamukong Suh. Mike Pouncey is a guard, by all accounts he's not as good as Maurkice, and he has a much less fun name for Pittsburghers to say.
Some other quick notes from the first round, most of which I DVR'd and fast-forwarded through:
- John Gruden is the new golden boy at ESPN. He really commanded the panel last night, with his weird haircut and unsettling facial expressions. Whatever Gruden says, he says with supreme confidence. Things like, "I really like what this guy brings to your team. A) energy." And then there is no "B." Love that guy.
- Christian Ponder at No. 12?
- The Browns took massive NT Phil Taylor, I guess to pair with massive NT Shaun Rogers. Curious. But the Browns did luck out when Atlanta traded them multiple picks to move up to No. 6 for Julio Jones.
- Peyton Hillis - who looks like an ultimate fighting version of Nick Lachey - announced the Taylor pick and thanked Jesus Christ for putting him on the Madden cover. Will he thank Jesus when he blows out his knee in the second game of the season?
- Adam Schefter reminds me of a young Donald Trump in that he says nothing of substance with total assuredness. Except he's not the slightest bit entertaining.
- Baltimore took the talented cornerback with the off-field issues, Jimmy Smith. Not good news for Pittsburgh, unless he tries to emulate Ray Lewis by witnessing a murder and obstructing justice. Hope for the best.
- Great day for New Orleans. The Saints snagged top prospects Cameron Jordan and Mark Ingram. Perhaps the most touching moment of the night came when a sobbing Ingram sent a message to his father, who is in prison for tax evasion or something. "I miss you, dog," said Ingram. And in that spirit, I just want to say to my father, who is not in prison right now but is instead probably golfing, "I miss you, dog."
The good people of Pittsburgh are about to defy the conventional wisdom that nobody cares about this year's NFL draft. As soon as the phone lines are open today, local radio shows will be flooded with calls, because every Steeler fan is going to have an opinion, and it'll probably be one of these:
1) We should have drafted a cornerback or offensive lineman. How did we not draft either a cornerback or offensive lineman?
2) We drafted Ironhead Heyward's son. This is, by definition, awesome.
3) We should have traded like 7 of our picks in order to move up and take Mike Pouncey.
Let's take these one at a time.
First, you don't draft for need in the first round. It's always a bad idea. Bob Smizik thinks otherwise. It's possible Bob doesn't remember Troy Edwards. Don't get me wrong, if Prince Amukamara was sitting there at No. 31, the Steelers should have and would have taken the cornerback. But the best guys left on the board were Aaron Williams and Brandon Harris, and not only were those two generally not considered to be in the same tier of talent as Heyward, but most scouts think Williams will need to be moved to safety. The Steelers are trying to get to the Super Bowl right now - or as soon as they can get on the field - and if Williams and Harris aren't starting caliber right now, what good is that? You might as well look for CBs who are value picks in the second or third round - guys who can start down the line. Reaching for an offensive lineman would have made even less sense. The Steelers played in the Super Bowl in February with three starters - Willie Colon, Max Starks, and Maurkice Pouncey - on the sideline. And the offensive line played fine. All of a sudden you're telling me we just have to draft Derek Sherrod? Please. You never even heard of that guy before last night. Take a tackle or two in the later rounds. Besides, outside of cornerback, I would argue that the defensive line is the Steelers' biggest problem area. I don't have a calculator, but I think the combined age of the three starters is 142.
Second, it is sort of awesome that Cameron is Craig's son. Ron Cook is thinking the Steelers like the big fella. Bloodlines aren't everything - and Ironhead wasn't such a great pro as best I can recall - but Kevin Colbert generally knows what he's doing. Look at his track record.
Third, that's insane. You maybe - MAYBE - trade away multiple picks if you can move up and take a can't-miss franchise guy like Andrew Luck or Ndamukong Suh. Mike Pouncey is a guard, by all accounts he's not as good as Maurkice, and he has a much less fun name for Pittsburghers to say.
Some other quick notes from the first round, most of which I DVR'd and fast-forwarded through:
- John Gruden is the new golden boy at ESPN. He really commanded the panel last night, with his weird haircut and unsettling facial expressions. Whatever Gruden says, he says with supreme confidence. Things like, "I really like what this guy brings to your team. A) energy." And then there is no "B." Love that guy.
- Christian Ponder at No. 12?
- The Browns took massive NT Phil Taylor, I guess to pair with massive NT Shaun Rogers. Curious. But the Browns did luck out when Atlanta traded them multiple picks to move up to No. 6 for Julio Jones.
- Peyton Hillis - who looks like an ultimate fighting version of Nick Lachey - announced the Taylor pick and thanked Jesus Christ for putting him on the Madden cover. Will he thank Jesus when he blows out his knee in the second game of the season?
- Adam Schefter reminds me of a young Donald Trump in that he says nothing of substance with total assuredness. Except he's not the slightest bit entertaining.
- Baltimore took the talented cornerback with the off-field issues, Jimmy Smith. Not good news for Pittsburgh, unless he tries to emulate Ray Lewis by witnessing a murder and obstructing justice. Hope for the best.
- Great day for New Orleans. The Saints snagged top prospects Cameron Jordan and Mark Ingram. Perhaps the most touching moment of the night came when a sobbing Ingram sent a message to his father, who is in prison for tax evasion or something. "I miss you, dog," said Ingram. And in that spirit, I just want to say to my father, who is not in prison right now but is instead probably golfing, "I miss you, dog."
You're a Sympathizer! [BSG]
Intended to post this yesterday - but returned home crazy late as this 6-player game of Battlestar Galactica went on for 5 hours!
And what a game it was, the players picked these characters:
Gaius Baltar - President [Me]
Tom Zarek
Chief Tyrell
William Adama - Admiral
Saul Tigh
Sharon Valeri
So we had two characters with increased likelihood of turning into a Cylon. Baltar receives 2 loyalty cards at the start of the game, while Sharon receives 2 cards in the Sleeper Agent phase mid-game.
The start of the game was quite calm, even with a couple of Cylon fleets attacking Galactica there really wasn't any sabotage during biddings during the first half of the game. It would seem that no one had been dealt a "You're a Cylon" loyalty card at the start of the game. I had 2 "You are NOT a Cylon" cards in my hand, and as the president I had a Quorum card that allowed me to release "Mug shots" meaning I could look at 1 loyalty card belonging to any player. This was great since Baltar also has the special rule built into his character card that allows him to to the exact same thing once per game. So I would be able to look at 2 loyalty cards.
My dilemma was that no one seemed to be a Cylon, and as we were nearing the halfway thru the game mark (fleet having traveled 4 / 8 distance) I hoped to use my ability and quorum card after the Sleeper Agent phase when people would be dealt the two You are a Cylon cards that had been shuffled into the Loyalty deck at the start of the game. Why waste my abilities to check someone who might not be a Cylon now but might turn out to be soon anyway, right?
Of course the good Dr Gaius Baltar - being a nutcase and all - was dealt the "You are a Cylon sympathizer" card during the Sleeper Agent phase!! All fleet resources were on "BLUE" meaning the players had the upper hand over the game at the moment. Thus the Sympathizer had to become a Cylon. Crap! And kinda true to the TV show. The fun thing now was, that unless someone had been dealt both Cylon cards up to this point - we would be 3 Cylons vs 3 Human players. The 2 other Cylons had yet to reveal themselves.
Leaving the fleet Baltar spent the rest of the game pulling strings at the Cylon locations of the board, controlling Cylon ships and drawing double Crisis Cards picking the least favorable for the humans each time. I also had my Super Crisis card - which was quite good - "Bomb on Colonial one". I waited a few turns until I saw that the others were low on skill cards before I played it - and they failed to win the bidding meaning the Colonial One was blown up and those locations could not be used for the remainder of the game! Excellent way to cripple the president office.
Things started to mess up for both Cylon and Human players at this turn. One of the Cylon players (William Adama and Sharon Valeri) revealed himself prematurely - and the other was rooted out. None of them had yet revealed themselves properly so they could not leave the human fleet. Instead they were both thrown into the brig - severely limiting their actions and impact on bidding situations...
The humans on the other hand were spending most of their cards to keep those two Cylon players from getting out of jail. Humans resources started to dwindle - slowly. Morale being the most critical resource at the moment became the target resource for the Cylons. However the humans also managed to travel without losing too much resources and were close to their end destination - and victory.
The game became really tense as the humans managed to make their jump that brought them to 8/8 distance traveled and only had one single jump left to win the game. Their resources were all 3 or below at this point. Population and Morale were the punching bags of the Cylons. Luckily the humans kept drawing cards that had no "jump preparation" symbol on them - and I kept drawing double Crisis Cards each time. The humans managed to beat the first one with their collective bidding - but the second time I drew 2 Crisis cards and picked the "Forced Water mining" they failed and finally brought their population to a 0 - and a Cylon victory!
A crazy good but also crazy long game of Battlestar Galactica. It was over long because there was a lot of talk about stuff not related to the game, and ordering food in the middle of it. It was also the first time we got to play the maximum amount of players and 2 of them were completely new and one had forgotten the rules so we had to have a walkthrough at the start of the session before we began playing. If all 3 (or at least 2) Cylons would have left the human fleet the Cylons would have won much sooner though.
And what a game it was, the players picked these characters:
Gaius Baltar - President [Me]
Tom Zarek
Chief Tyrell
William Adama - Admiral
Saul Tigh
Sharon Valeri
So we had two characters with increased likelihood of turning into a Cylon. Baltar receives 2 loyalty cards at the start of the game, while Sharon receives 2 cards in the Sleeper Agent phase mid-game.
The start of the game was quite calm, even with a couple of Cylon fleets attacking Galactica there really wasn't any sabotage during biddings during the first half of the game. It would seem that no one had been dealt a "You're a Cylon" loyalty card at the start of the game. I had 2 "You are NOT a Cylon" cards in my hand, and as the president I had a Quorum card that allowed me to release "Mug shots" meaning I could look at 1 loyalty card belonging to any player. This was great since Baltar also has the special rule built into his character card that allows him to to the exact same thing once per game. So I would be able to look at 2 loyalty cards.
My dilemma was that no one seemed to be a Cylon, and as we were nearing the halfway thru the game mark (fleet having traveled 4 / 8 distance) I hoped to use my ability and quorum card after the Sleeper Agent phase when people would be dealt the two You are a Cylon cards that had been shuffled into the Loyalty deck at the start of the game. Why waste my abilities to check someone who might not be a Cylon now but might turn out to be soon anyway, right?
Of course the good Dr Gaius Baltar - being a nutcase and all - was dealt the "You are a Cylon sympathizer" card during the Sleeper Agent phase!! All fleet resources were on "BLUE" meaning the players had the upper hand over the game at the moment. Thus the Sympathizer had to become a Cylon. Crap! And kinda true to the TV show. The fun thing now was, that unless someone had been dealt both Cylon cards up to this point - we would be 3 Cylons vs 3 Human players. The 2 other Cylons had yet to reveal themselves.
Leaving the fleet Baltar spent the rest of the game pulling strings at the Cylon locations of the board, controlling Cylon ships and drawing double Crisis Cards picking the least favorable for the humans each time. I also had my Super Crisis card - which was quite good - "Bomb on Colonial one". I waited a few turns until I saw that the others were low on skill cards before I played it - and they failed to win the bidding meaning the Colonial One was blown up and those locations could not be used for the remainder of the game! Excellent way to cripple the president office.
Things started to mess up for both Cylon and Human players at this turn. One of the Cylon players (William Adama and Sharon Valeri) revealed himself prematurely - and the other was rooted out. None of them had yet revealed themselves properly so they could not leave the human fleet. Instead they were both thrown into the brig - severely limiting their actions and impact on bidding situations...
The humans on the other hand were spending most of their cards to keep those two Cylon players from getting out of jail. Humans resources started to dwindle - slowly. Morale being the most critical resource at the moment became the target resource for the Cylons. However the humans also managed to travel without losing too much resources and were close to their end destination - and victory.
The game became really tense as the humans managed to make their jump that brought them to 8/8 distance traveled and only had one single jump left to win the game. Their resources were all 3 or below at this point. Population and Morale were the punching bags of the Cylons. Luckily the humans kept drawing cards that had no "jump preparation" symbol on them - and I kept drawing double Crisis Cards each time. The humans managed to beat the first one with their collective bidding - but the second time I drew 2 Crisis cards and picked the "Forced Water mining" they failed and finally brought their population to a 0 - and a Cylon victory!
A crazy good but also crazy long game of Battlestar Galactica. It was over long because there was a lot of talk about stuff not related to the game, and ordering food in the middle of it. It was also the first time we got to play the maximum amount of players and 2 of them were completely new and one had forgotten the rules so we had to have a walkthrough at the start of the session before we began playing. If all 3 (or at least 2) Cylons would have left the human fleet the Cylons would have won much sooner though.
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