Jimmy Kimmel's squeezable buns

Sometimes a game show news story really grabs your attention. Or it grabs your ass. Or both.

Jimmy Kimmel, currently host of a late night chatfest and previously co-host of beloved game show Win Ben Stein's Money, has told an intriguing story of flesh-pinching. Seems that while Jimmy was playing sidekick to Ben Stein, contestant Arianna Huffington - of Huffington Post fame and fortune - started squeezing Mr. Kimmel's hindquarters. Jimmy didn't quite know what to do, so he just turned red.

Or that's how he described the close rear encounter last night to Bill Maher, who was guesting on Jimmy's talk show. Maher seemed slightly incredulous but the "crazy" Arianna doesn't deny the story.

She chuckles that, if she squeezed Jimmy's Charmin, she did so only because her "buzzer was broken." Of course, if Jimmy had put the squeeze on Arianna's rear, an 88-gazillion-dollar sexual harassment suit would have resulted. This is one big advantage the ladies have nowadays, he said grumpily (and truthfully).