About time they got rid of Sajak. I mean, this guy's been around since the Athens-Sparta Super Bowl.I'm making a few changes. Vanna's gonna wear shorts. What's the use of having legs like that if nobody can see 'em? The new announcer will be Drew Carey, but only if he gains back the weight. I don't want an announcer who's skinnier than me.
We're gonna do some Latin puzzles because I really want to screw up the contestants. I figure "Veni, Vidi, Vici" should be a real doozy. Whoever picks "V", anyway?
Speaking of V, has that thing on ABC been cancelled yet? Put it out if its misery, please.
Oh, back to Wheel. I've been thinking about squaring the circle. Literally. I'll have the contestants spin a square thing, just to get something new into a show that's older than Everest.
And I'm getting rid of the chitchat with Vanna at the end of the show. We know she can say "bye."
Bye.
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