Never trust a trampire

Forget the unrest in the Arab world and the assassination of U.S. diplomats, this is real news!

Their relationship was left in tatters when she was photographed cheating on him with married film director Rupert Sanders. But Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have reportedly decided to give their romance another shot. The Twilight co-stars are said to have had a tearful heart-to-heart, with the 26-year-old actor eventually deciding to forgive his girlfriend for what he considers to be a 'stupid mistake'.

I don't actually have anything substantive to say about what may well be a fake relationship or a fake breakup between two people about whom I know very little and care even less. I just wanted to type that title. What a great word, TRAMPIRE! But if both the relationship and the breakup are real, forgiving the trampire does tend to support the principle of "situational alpha", as there can be little question that if he wasn't a famous movie actor, Pattinson would be just another delta wondering why he keeps getting overlooked for the bad boys.